Croatian bikini

A girl who is wearing a Croatian bikini is naked on the beach, whether in Croatia or another country.

So named because Croatia is famous for its nude beaches frequented not just by nudists but also normal women from Western and Northern Europe, many of whom go naked.

Suzy is a school teacher and normally dresses conservatively. But on holiday I saw her wearing her Croatian bikini.

by luvly.nikki August 24, 2010

shit on your coats

A term used in speech when preparing the listener for some bad news. Another term for rain on your parade. Taken from Dane Cook's comedy routine.

Man, I hate to shit on your coats, but I just hit your car.

by H9834 September 15, 2008

Croatia

The closest thing to Brazil you will find in Europe. And I say that based on:
- Hot chicks
- Soccer related activities as an important part of local economy (playing, supporting,...)
- Nice beaches
- Low prices
- Patriotism
- Unique language in region
- ...

Janet: Hey Jim, I haven't seen you in a while now... I heard you were fired. Wow! Where'd you got that suntan?

James: (smiling) ...

Janet: And who's that gorgeous girl with you?

James: (giggling) ...

Janet: Will you answer me mofo?!

James: Croatia!!!

by blueskyscraper January 2, 2009

Croatian sex

a variation on the missionary position. The naked, erect male roughly removes her underpants and lays her on the ground or bed; quickly with his hands he places the woman's legs over man's shoulders and mounts her without foreplay. This allows the deepest penetration of all. (The man is likely to find this very stimulating, and get some good orgasms, but he needs to be respectful and considerate of his partner's needs. She may just find vaginal thrusting too painful and stimulating, and need him to back off a little if he gets too excited.)

I had Croatian sex with Mary last night,it's a very satisfying position for both partners if they are flexible enough. This morning she complained with a smile that she was sore.

by Jake March 23, 2004

white coats

The boys in white who come for you when you're too crazy to integrate safely with the common populace.

"Dude, did you hear about Billy?"
"No, man, what happened?"
"Took him off to the loony bin. Damn white coats came for him yesterday."

by ShiftyWizard June 22, 2015

Trench Coats

comfortable and warm coats that have many uses when you think about it. i was once stranded and was forced to use mine as a blanket. The pockets may be used for many things, i suggest you always have a book, a power bar, and a can of mountain dew. these coats were given bad names by the columbine killers, when in fact one of them had never previously worn one. almost always worn by every single kick ass character to ever be seen in any video game, movie, or anime.

Sephiroth, Dante, Alucard, The Crow, Neo, you get the picture

by LA LA LA LA LA LA LA August 14, 2004

Croatian loofah

The Croatian Loofah is when you have a 'preferably' girl bent over fucking her doggy style. You pull out and cum all over her back, then use one of your dirty crusty white gym socks to wipe the cum all over her back; effectively exfoliating her skin

Oh man- I totally Croatian loofah'd this girl last night- smelled like pineapple and staph infection

by OrganizedAnarchy6969 August 8, 2016