The biggest excuse for a country. Has shitty economy, industry, political value, brains, funding, legal grounds, shit history, shit people (with few exceptions), retarded politicians, shitty traffic and the worst education system I've ever seen.
by BackPeople April 19, 2020
Get the Croatiamug. A country that consists of severly inbred folk. Tops the list in deformities and homosexuals. Croatian men are well known for not pleasing women at all ! Croatian women are quite often confused with animals at the zoo.
Often short in stature and frequently showing strong signs of male pattern baldness whilst having the bonus attribute of what is known as a "micro penis", often trying to blend in by using the first name Petar.
Often short in stature and frequently showing strong signs of male pattern baldness whilst having the bonus attribute of what is known as a "micro penis", often trying to blend in by using the first name Petar.
Oy, Jovane, give me some oral massage, I need to get up from bed before the sun goes down here in Croatia.
by Idontlikecroatianpigs February 20, 2011
Get the Croatiamug. A important country in kanye western Europe.
It very rich. National animal is burek because it's an animal that is recognized by Croatia in 1997 . It has beatiful beaches with so many plastic that kids can play with it ! I'm from croatia and I will give this place a 69/10 . It's capital is Zagreb New York Washington DC . they speak Croatian
It very rich. National animal is burek because it's an animal that is recognized by Croatia in 1997 . It has beatiful beaches with so many plastic that kids can play with it ! I'm from croatia and I will give this place a 69/10 . It's capital is Zagreb New York Washington DC . they speak Croatian
by That Memer 69420 monke September 8, 2021
Get the Croatiamug. by everynameiwroteistaken October 19, 2018
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Get the Croatia Airlinesmug.