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hot damn crispies

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The redneck style of eating Rice Crispies/Rice Crispy Treats. Usually includes rice crispies drenched in hot sauce and put in the microwave.
by blackknight76 May 13, 2005
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When you come on someone's face, (or inside their mouth) and the cum dries around the rim of the mouth or lips.
Stephen Colbert: "Oh! I see. I guess man whores should have to drink from a separate water fountain. Actually, that's probably a pretty good idea. Might have a case of the 'lip crispies'"
by J_Creezy February 11, 2010
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crissed

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cranky and pissed at the same time.
jessi was very crissed.
by spencer pearson November 13, 2007
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Schenectady Crispies

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A cereal that was made up by Strong Bad when he answered his Labor Dabor email
Schenectady Crispies are so freakin good they taste twice! Once in your mouth and once in your asophogus
by Dumpus September 29, 2003
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Crisfield

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A small town holding the distinction of the southernmost incorporated city in Maryland. Once the second-largest city in Maryland. Once called "the seafood capital of the world" until overfishing killed the industry. Once known for oyster production until over-oystering killed that industry. Afterwards known as "The Crab Capital of the World", until over-crabbing killed that industry. The town now gradually sinks into the Chesapeake Bay unknown.

Crisfield of today is distinguished by its lack of proximity to anything, its high ratio of churches to solvent businesses, its shunning of non-natives, and cruises to Smith Island and Tangier Island. Crisfield's primary imports are cocaine, floodwater, drifters, and welfare checks. Crisfield's primary exports are paintbrushes and bankruptcy.
How do you make a small fortune in Crisfield? Come with a large one.
by xfield xpat July 1, 2012
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chrissied

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Chrissied- party girl type of drunk, dancing on tables, make-up smeared, raspy voiced, telling strangers personal stories, found the next day asleep outside Jack in the Box with taco wrappers littering the floor, the hottest type of mess.
Im getting chrissied tonight", "damn that girls getting chrissied", "I was way to chrissied to go to work the next day
by billybailey October 17, 2010
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The most amazing person ever in every possible respect. She's the best friend someone could ever have, but she has the tendency to be underestimated and taken for granted.
Girl 1: Wow, that's so horrible that you back-stabbed Chrissie! She was the best friend you ever had.
Girl 2: I know, I'm a whore and I should repent.
Girl 1: You were just jealous that she is gorgeous, smart, self-confident, is super fun with a great personality, and on top of all that has a perfect boyfriend.
Girl 2: It's true.
by 2bhwab2m December 28, 2008
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