Crispy cream

Crispy cream: to cum on her sunburned back, ass, or tits

Bro when we got back from the beach I crispy creamed all over her burnt ass. Who needs aloe?

by Beeeeeaaaach May 3, 2020

crispy chicken

When you are having sex on the beach and you pull out and dip your cock in the sand and ram her in the ass! Totally painful and totally funny! :-)

I was fucking this chick on the beach and she started to doze off so i gave her the crispy chicken

by kevin sinc June 27, 2006

crispy four

A flawless, perfectly timed set of four consecutive shots from the Battle Rifle in Halo's MLG settings, killing the opponent.

I just killed Munoz, he was a victim of my crispy four

I hand out crispy fours all day like it's my job

You just got a crispy four, later gamer

by Jabop September 25, 2009

crispymiller

taking your close girl friend home and only eating her out and denying you sex,then wakes up and eats all your treats.

bro did you take her home and she crispymillerd you!

by IUPIZZZLEEEE July 7, 2010

Crispy Sprite

A Sprite that is especially crisp and delicious, usually served at a McDonalds.

At the end of a long summer day, Jordan took a big sip of his crispy Sprite.

by crispyjenna666 June 14, 2019

A crispy

I person who sizzles/ burns you by constantly bailing, ghosting you, scared to face you because they know they are in the wrong.

Tony - want to go to dinner tonight?
Andrew - yep!

Andrew never shows up, texts, or appears in your life again.

Tony: damn he really pulled a crispy on me.

by A.Love.money September 6, 2019

crispy chicken jumpoff

Used to describe a salad topped with fried chicken.

1)Yo God, I'll take a crispy chicken jumpoff and some sweat tea.

2)Aye Hesse. They want a slab of ribs and a crispy chicken jumpoff

by Rob G Deuce February 15, 2008