crispymiller Share definition Flag taking your close girl friend home and only eating her out and denying you sex,then wakes up and eats all your treats. bro did you take her home and she crispymillerd you! crispymiller by IUPIZZZLEEEE July 7, 2010 0 0 Get merch Get the crispymiller mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch