Ninja like skills passed down from the big J himself. Creeping Jesus' don't learn these skills... They are born with them.
Person turns in chair and sees you "ARRGGGHHHH!!! CREEPING JESUS"
'I've been here 5 minutes, didn't you hear me?"
Person "NO!!!"
'I've been here 5 minutes, didn't you hear me?"
Person "NO!!!"
by Meridia17 June 21, 2011
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It's cold and flu season now, so if you get the Creeping Crud - go on sickcall and make sure doc gives you Quarters, because the rest of us don't want it!
by ab234 May 13, 2009
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by sussiee July 8, 2009
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Get the creeping mug.Another word for Coochin, Cotchin. More ov a non-cliche type term used, not standerd rudeboy ting. Commonly used by indian youths in the Kenton/Stanmore/Wealdstone area in London.
verb: crespinn
noun : cresp
verb: crespinn
noun : cresp
q: yes yes bruv wass gwaninn?
a: nuttinn blud jus crespinnn
im tired.. lets crep ova ere fo a while bruv
safeee
a: nuttinn blud jus crespinnn
im tired.. lets crep ova ere fo a while bruv
safeee
by Krishan AKA KC July 27, 2008
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A condition in which one or more people, often in the form of a committee, progressively increase the scope and complexity of a project until the project is deemed infeasible and subsequently cancelled to the detriment of all involved.
Such projects are typically of a technical nature. Likewise someone who commits creeping featurism is most likely to be an engineer or otherwise technically advanced but not business minded.
A condition in which one or more people, often in the form of a committee, progressively increase the scope and complexity of a project until the project is deemed infeasible and subsequently cancelled to the detriment of all involved.
Such projects are typically of a technical nature. Likewise someone who commits creeping featurism is most likely to be an engineer or otherwise technically advanced but not business minded.
Although market research showed that a second factory would be profitable, once the engineering department became involved, creeping featurism set in and it was self-evident that an additional plant was not a viable idea.
by Imagineer G June 18, 2013
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