Send a Cripple Nudes Day

July 27, is Send Nudes to the Crippled Day. So all people with missing, broken, sprained, appendages get nudes. See a cripple help a cripple

Person 1: Hey Zack just broke his arm
Person 2: Fuck he’s so lucky it’s Send a Cripple Nudes Day

by udictisfordaboiz July 27, 2020

Crippler Crossface

In professional wrestling, the wrestler Chris Benoit uses a type of crossface called the Crippler Crossface.

"Chris Benoit has sharp moves, including his snap suplex, his sharpshooter, and most of all, his Crippler Crossface,"

by Sezril February 2, 2004

cripplecheeser

One who plays COD too long or too much.

"It says on his combat record he's been playing for 12 days". What a cripplecheeser.

by GrandpaEster April 18, 2011

crupple

to punch a kid as hard as one can in the chest, esp. in the name of the Lord

I just cruppled ... the kid, and I ... leaned over and I said, "...When are you gonna stop playing games with God?"

by plunderingsloth June 29, 2016

the stinky crippler

When you're banging a chick doggie style, crazily, and your pork steeple slips out and you accidently ram it home in the stinker, causing severe pain. The next day the girl is unable to walk.

Cody was giving it to Chelsey, things got crazy, and he ended up giving her the stinky crippler.

by VtownBoyz January 17, 2010

crippled spastic

boomytastic

"That pie was crippled spastic"

"That joint was actually crippled spastic"

"Milky bar yogurts are fucking crippled spastic bluuudddd"

by garylikesweed February 5, 2009

Washington Crapple

After anal, shove an apple up her/his asshole, then proceed to use your rod for deeper insertion. Have her/him deficate the apple on to a serving platter. Slice apple and serve with plenty of the remaining feces.

Boyfriend: Do you know what today is honey?
Girlfriend: Yea, Tuesday!
Boyfriend: Tuesday! You know what that means?
Girlfriend: I sure do sweetheart!
Both together: It's Washington Crapple Night!

by Washingtoncrapple March 31, 2010