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creatine

A high-energy, naturally occurring compound known as creatine phosphate that is widely used (totally legal) as a supplement to enhance athletic performance and/or muscle gain. It is most popular as a white powder which is mixed with juice or water. It can also be taken as a serum or in pill form. Side effects include a weight gain of 5-10 lbs, bloating (if you don't drink enough water), and increased chest size. The good effects will only be seen when combined with a serious workout regiment.
Creatine made me grow some big time moobs, but fortunately bitches loved to grab them and they even helped me bag some girls with lesbian tendencies...if you know what I'm getting at.
by Nick D February 2, 2004
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Crabstinence

The sacred vow to save oneself from crustacean intercourse until crustacean wedlock. It's about purity.
I would never bone that Dugeness, but I've taken a vow of crabstinence.
by savagenapkin January 11, 2009
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Celestine

A wonderful person
Very attractive and clever
Medium large brown hair and green-brown eyes
Just wonderful
Ohh wow this is very Celestine

Ohh look at her she looks like a Celestine
by Cele123456 January 2, 2017
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cristinel

Is the romanian guy with the 9 inch dick, smart and good looking. He can steal and fuck your girl in a second.
Run, CRISTINEL is coming!
That sex machine is coming!
by Sejdejjs1347473 October 12, 2017
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Creetin

A person who has absolutely no skills and are always late. They have a negative IQ and can't handle listening to anything with over 3 syllables in it. Also will do very bizare acts which they believe is normal, for instance eating uncooked pasta. Finally they're passion is women but their bowl-cut scares all females away. In conclusion they are stupid, useless, have awful bowl-cuts and can't handle the simplest of tasks.
Sam is an absolute Creetin.
by Big chongus (meme2) December 12, 2020
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creefting

The girls and I are getting together for a night of creefting on Friday.
by creativerights December 16, 2008
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crestin

The action of drinking so many Mountain Crest Classic Lagers that your walking with your teeth! Usually used in context when propositioned for evening/weekend events.
Eric: Nagz what the fuck you doing tonight?

Joe: Crestin man!!

Eric: you are true 1337 buddy!
by Nagz May 29, 2007
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