creamee

What Vermonters call Soft Serve

Lets stop at that creamee stand over there

by dmitrikonnikov August 13, 2015

Ice cream Jacket

Condom, or some ghetto form of birth control

I was going to have sex, so I put on an "ice cream jacket"

by Carlypants March 30, 2011

sour cream chavez

The act of scraping ones sweet fromunda cheese and quickly smearing it under the nose of a lover.

Cassie cannot decide if she prefers to receive a Sour Cream Chavez I've had a long work out, or after a lengthy "stick it wherever it fits" sex marathon. She simply loves the sweet lingering fragrance of my taint juice.

by Dr. Wehttam A. Ahcat January 15, 2016

ice cream machine

broke

Customer: "Lemme get uhhhhhhhh one uhh Oreo McFlurry"
Drive-Thru Worker:"Ice cream machine broke"
Customer: "Understandable have a great day"

by henlo smol bean :) June 25, 2017

Cream of Mushroom

A thick, heavy load of cum aka jizz, semen, spoo, baby batter, load, spooge, spunk, splooge, man gravy, skeet, ejaculate, goo.

Tonya loved sucking cocks with big mushroom caps. She was never hesitant to take her cock sucking to completion and gobble down a hot, steamy serving of Cream of Mushroom.

by Eaton Holgoode April 23, 2015

Cream Pie Heart Attack

receiving a cream pie then having a heart attack out of excitment

Big Dylan grabbed me by the ass cheeks and creamed in me hard!!! Shortly after i had a heart attack from the pleasure of his juice inside me!!!
Cream Pie Heart Attack !!!

by Tortilla69 July 11, 2016

Cream shelter

A small enviroment where a male ejaculates

Omg he went to the cream shelter

by Kieranbrammasytisgudloads March 15, 2017