brown crayon

when after pooping, you wipe somewhere between 900-1000 times and the poop still appears on the paper as if there were a brown crayon stuffed up your butt hole.

Jesus Christ, my ass is raw from over wiping it must be a brown crayon

by Dutch Oven Your Self October 28, 2013

breakin my crayons

when someone messes up your plans, brings you bad news when you are feeling good, etc.; similar to "rain on my parade."

- dude i got some pussy from that bomb bitch at the club last night!
- dogg she was 15
- man why you gotta be breakin my crayons?

by j-$$ January 1, 2009

cayson

a boy who very trustworthy, loyal, sexy, and is the perfect bae for you. he had the most sensible touch and cares for you at all times. he loves you with all of his heart and will drop everything for you. he is very very very very very very very very attractive and he likes to always know what you are doing. Do not break his heart or you will regret it because it will feel like someone just completely abandoned you.

Wow, I wish i had cayson.
Cayson is my husband.
Girlll, I need Cayson.

by freshgirlofpinkair November 24, 2015

crayon eater

(noun) A "special" person. It means basically the same thing as Window Licker.

Don't do that, you effin' crayon eater!
or
The sky is not green, you crayon eater!

by E wanting O August 12, 2011

Drawing with the Brown Crayon

Immediate need to use the restroom.

Man, I'm drawing with the brown crayon over here and there isn't a rest stop for miles!! I'm screwed!!

by Eurobug October 20, 2010

messy crayon

to cum on a woman's face and smear the cum around with your penis.

samantha wanted to play games, so i wrote on her with a messy crayon.

by crimson scorch November 18, 2006

Go find you a white crayon and color a fucking zebra

do something not involving me, find a hobby, aka hop off my dick

I told my ex to get herself Go find you a white crayon and color a fucking zebra when she nagged me after the break up for her favorite thong she left at my residence.

by slimmmmemem August 10, 2010