Get on the crafting table

Want to give head to your homie on the minecraft crafting table

Steve get on the crafting table a ha ha

by Pastellyle July 1, 2020

craft beer-d

The large beard worn by craft beer drinkers, generally accompanied by tattoos, piercings, a shaved head and/or a big belly. Often contains the faint smell of bacon and free trade coffee.

His craft beer-d let me know he was a man who could sit for long periods.

by obiwankengoldi September 9, 2016

Craft and shaft

Playing Minecraft and then getting pipe.
The art of playing Minecraft with a female then having passionate and intense intercourse in which you forget where your body ends and hers starts.

Ryan, Sam, Joe

Craft and shaft?

by Craft and shafter September 27, 2019

Chace Crawford

Chace Crawford is one of the stars of "Gossip Girl", on the CW Network. He plays Nate Archibald, the upper east side lacrosse player who has flings with Blair, Serena, and Jenny.

He was born in Lubbock, Texas, on July 18th, 1985. Before starring in "Gossip Girl", he also appeared in the film "The Covenant", released in 2006. He's rumored to be dating American Idol alum Carrie Underwood.

He's ridiculously hot, and the reason that some people watch the show.

Girl 1: "Oh my god, do you watch Gossip Girl?"
Girl 2: "Duh, Chace Crawford..."

by tiababy12 March 30, 2008

if you don't play the craft, you can't get the shaft

When a girl wants you in her bed, but she doesn't play Minecraft, tell her this.

(me) Bitch I'm tryna start a minecraft server you in or nah?
(Jessica) Make me your bitch ;)
(me) Listen Jessica, if you don't play the craft, you can't get the shaft.

by GamingCat0179 September 9, 2019

crawfishing

Backing out of a commitment or situation, especially when it doesn't go your way.

As a crawfish walks backwards when threatened or attacked.

by Brad Watkins September 9, 2003

The cindy crawford

The cindy Crawford is when ur done with anal and u flick ur feces on her upper lip

When your all done fucking whichever skanky ass whore in the asshole then continue to slide your throbbing cock out of her poopshoot then notice you have shit on the tip of your dick so you have her look back at you and as she looks in your eyes you flip that little pebble of a turd on her upper lip resembling the cindy Crawford.

by Filthydeertay October 20, 2019