Habitual Capster

Someone who lies on a regular and consistent basis.

Utsy kept on lying yesterday while playing fortnite, he was being a habitual capster.

by dawgfan103 February 3, 2020

crapsterbation

To jack-off while defecating.

Usually done by Fat FFXI nerds who dont have time to complete each task seperately because they are too busy engaging in online parties and lvling up their ultra-uber Black mage.

"Jim is such a dirt-bag who Crapsterbates all the time"
"I was thinking of your mom while i crapsterbated"

by JdeL March 17, 2005

Craputer

A desktop or a laptop that has the misfortune to have ads, spyware, nag screens and the like preinstalled by some OEMs

"Wait a second! Popup ads for their partner ISP? I can't use my own ISP? I have to register before I use it? Oh man! It's a craputer!"

by masterjamie December 15, 2008

crasterbation

masturbating while silver tears drip down your cheeks

"Granda Grandma why did you have to die?" Jimmy inquired midway through crasterbation at his grandmothers funeral.

by Hillman January 21, 2006

Crasterbate

To cry while masturbating.

After that one kid walked in on me banging his girlfriend, he sat down and crasterbated in the room while we got stuffy.

by Minerva T. Lodge November 10, 2007

Crapateria

That food place at work or in jail.

Crappy cafeteria

by Homer November 10, 2003

crapsturbate

the act of using a fecal bomb as an excuse to leave your group of friends when you are only leaving to go masturbate.

Person 1: holy shit to a have to crap!
Person 2:nah, i see your boner, you are just trying to go crapsturbate.
Person 1: no i'm not
Person 2: yes you are
Person 1: this conversation is long
Person 2: yes is it, are you going to crapsturbate or not?
Person 1 leaves to masturbate.

by SuperGurustyle June 29, 2010