Sprang-Capelle

A Sprang-Capelle is a fake ass gangster who thinks he's a true Capone, but instead is a Sprang-Capelle loser who cannot even get the surname right. They are usually total faggots and pedophiles and crazy because of all the drug-filled orgies they participate in. Typically of Italian or white descent, they are reliving the glory days of the mob that they never participated in.

Paul: "Hey Tone, how ya doin'? You heard o' Jackie?"
Tone: "Jackie who?"
Paul: "Jackie ehh, you know! Jackie *whistles*."
Tone: "Ohh yeah that Jackie. Why didn't you say you meant Jackie Sprang-Capelle. He's in prison ain't he? For kiddy fiddlin'?"
Paul: "Yeah that's right, badabing badaboop, the fucker is in the coop."

by AlCrispyCaponeCabron October 15, 2023

craplet

A small piece of software that is preinstalled on a new PC. It typically cluters up your desktop and is unwelcome. It is similar to buying a new car and havinga bumper sticker plastered on the back

I bought a new dell and had to delete 45 craplets.

by Rolling Thunder April 18, 2007

crapilogue

the epilogue of the seventh Harry Potter book Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, which was so craptastic that it was painful to read

"Gee Dad, why did you give me such a contrived name?"
"Now, now, Albus Severus. Your name isn't contrived, its poignant."

"Wow! Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows was perfect!"
"You must have missed the crapilogue."
"Oh shit I did."

by V.E.B. November 19, 2007

[Holy crapola]

An expression meaning you’re surprised. It's a different way of saying, "Holy crap!"

“Holy crapola, it’s raining!”

“Holy crapola, I can’t believe I just beat the high score!”

by Kplumb August 3, 2008

craper jack

some one who craps in some ones car on a hot day

hey dj do u want to go to my house
sure lets go
they get in car
some laid a craper jack in my car

by brockett January 28, 2009

Crapey

A word used to describe that particular brand of weirdo that is not only creepy, but looks pretty rapey too.

"Who's that crapey looking guy over there?"
"I don't know, but I'm pretty sure he sniffs bike seats outside the library"

by kipz December 18, 2012

Fox Chapel

The littest town in all of PA. Home to the preppiest (and richest) of people. The scandals keep everything exciting. We’re much more than your average small town. Don’t fuck with us.

Bro have you heard about Fox Chapel?

Yeah, dude, I wish I lived there. It’s fucking lit!

by Ohhhelllnoooooo October 15, 2017