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Get Your Mother Fuckin Cranium Cracked

What happens to every person on this site that posts something stupid and hateful against Republicans, Christians, Americans, the British, rock music, and George W. Bush. G** Dammit we're tired of this bullshit.
Just keep saying something about my Republican comrades, and you'll get your mother fuckin cranium cracked!!!
by Papa Smurf December 1, 2004
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Titanium Cranium

When you get head and your bone's so hard it can cut through diamonds
Q: "Bro, how's kelly at giving head?"
A: "Unfortunately, i went into titanium cranium hyperstage. She's getting her lips sewn back together at St. Vincent's"
by BigMeech182 November 13, 2011
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cranium shaker

A cranium shaker is a blowjob in which the woman shakes her head back and forth while the man’s penis is in her mouth.
Yeah bro Jessica gave me cranium shaker last night
by Forqotenn October 9, 2020
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cranium diving

when a male inserts his penis up a woman/mans nose diving into the brain causing instant death, or just a slight tickle
dude, this bitch's pussy was sour last night so i went cranium diving on her ass
by Andrew Kidd-Cooper September 15, 2008
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anal cranium hee hee

The preface in which Michael Jackson laughs because he has seduced a child and is thinking about said child's anus within his cranium, typically when there are some children spending time at his house.

Normally one wouldn't think of these words put together, with the exception that you are sitting alone in your room, bored as hell and googling random words, in which you might end up finding this in the depths of the urban dictionary, where you have spent hours looking up your name, your dog's name, your friends' names and going down a rabbit hole where you find things like charizarding and saucebag, eventually arriving here, at anal cranium hee hee.
Tod Scrotum: Hey Michael, what are you thinking about?
Michael Jackson: *in a soft tone* not much, just some anal cranium hee hee.
Tod: Oh cool, i was thinking about how much i hate Bianca.
by its a spicy spicy boy July 29, 2019
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Anal Cavity Cranium

Where the demonstration of shoving your anal cavity on someones cranium. While also rubbing your anal cheeks around there head to leave a stench of fresh booty.
Me: "I just want to stick my anal cavity on your cranium!"
Some Random Guy: "NO!! YOUR GONNA MAKE MY HEAD AN ANAL CAVITY CRANIUM!!!"
Me: "Hehe ;)"
~Anal Cavity Cranium
by Brett'z Cranium August 17, 2011
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Cranium

The act of being barbra strieshand golf champion
That cranium be rockin through the suburbs.
by tom April 20, 2003
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