the cranberries

one of the coolest irish bands, or the only one

The cranberries rock!

by cranberies fan March 27, 2004

cranberry juice

-juice made out of cranberries and is available at grocery stores and bars.

-(customer) "cranberry juice"
-(bartender)...nods and gives customer his drink
-(other customer)"cranberry juice, my girlfriend drinks it when shes having her period.......are you having your period?"
-(customer)........(waits about 3 seconds)
SMASH

by The Myyyuuuhh Guy May 11, 2009

Cranberry Punishment

When you kick someone in the face, spit on them, then point at them.

After being tormented by the bully for the whole, he finally stood up for himself and served up a heaping dose of cranberry punishment.

by Unbreakable Boy June 23, 2013

Crangurd

When ones grandmother throws your knees to your ears and sticks you meat in her gob.

I got crangurded last night and now can’t walk.

by Brutus the dog May 13, 2020

Wanna Sprite Cranberry

It's the thirst, thirstiest time, of the year (Ayy, yeah)
I have just one query (What's that?)
Wanna Sprite Cranberry? (Uh-huh)
The answer is clear

Wanna Sprite Cranberry?

by Sprite Cranberry ultamite November 19, 2020

Sprite Cranberry

Sprite cranberry is a flavor of sprite that tastes like cranberry. Appeared in an ad with LeBron James and DRAM. Some say the Sprite Cranberry came down from the heavens. Only people who can harness its power can drink it.

Wanna Sprite Cranberry? - LeBron James

by Spritecranberry November 27, 2018

Cranberry-pineapple juice

A drink mixture that makes your pussy taste good.

*My boyfriend* - “hey i’m going to the store do you want anything?”

*Me* “can you get me some cranberry-pineapple juice?”

*My boyfriend* - (;

by your-moms-gay August 19, 2019