A sex position, invented by a future Principal and his former student, where the girl lays on a bed with her head dangling off. The guy, with penis erect, drops the crane directly into the girl's mouth. The girl then proceeds to give a sweet blow job. (This is the upside down crane dropper). The Wrecking Ball Attachment is when the guy reaches onto the girl's vagina and stimulates her. Women tend to like this move much better than the Upside-Down Crane Dropper. It's awesome.
I put my girlfriend in the Upside-Down Crane Dropper With Wrecking Ball Attachment and she loved it!
by Junior Whatacock August 16, 2014
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A state of being usually adopted by middle management types whereby one's head is inserted into one's own arse. Considered to be quite an accomplishment by middle management types, given that their heads are at the same time permanently stuck in the respective arses of upper management types.
Psychologist: "The patient appears to be suffering from a chronic case of craniorectal inversion. What does he do for a living?"
Psych ward Nurse: "He's the manager of the Hospital's Human Relations team. He answers to the Director."
Psychologist: "Say no more."
Psych ward Nurse: "He's the manager of the Hospital's Human Relations team. He answers to the Director."
Psychologist: "Say no more."
by Apathetic Care Bear January 31, 2005
Get the craniorectal inversion mug.A medium sized town in Union County New Jersey. It was oringinally named Crane's Ford after the Crane family forded a river. The movie Guess Who was filmed here, as were many episodes of Nickelodeon's Pete and Pete. It can be accessed easily from exits 135, 136, and 137 on the parkway. It's high school is notorious for flagrant and excessive drug and alcohol use. It is nationally recognized with the Tree city USA award, honoring both a specific tree at Lincoln Park and the tree-lined streets. Some also believe this is a reference to the previously suggested drug use. It is home to over six miles of bicycle trails and is home to an historic house that was a stop on the underground railroad. Notable attractions in the town are the Town Washtub, where teens can be seen spinning around in the drying machines; The Rustic Mill, an overpriced diner; and the clock, the world's largest four-sided Rolex (The number 4 is represented IIII instead of IV). The town is home to 3 Dunkin' Donuts locations, 2 krauzers convienence stores, and an absurd amount of nail and hair salons and pizza parlors.
While being driven through central Jersey, the drug sniffing dogs went crazy because they had arrived in Cranford.
by Sam Ballen July 23, 2008
Get the Cranford mug.1) cranebrook is home of teens who attatch motors to their push bikes and hoon through the streets at midnight, everynight without fail from lack of any other entertainment from neighbouring suburbs.
boy 1- oi, i got a ideeeya.... lets stick that mota on ma ride and go croosin!!
boy 2- oh thatl be siiiiiiik!!!! pass us me fukn ciggies and we'll ride to the stash (slang term for station)
2) the main road in cranebrook plays host to numerous drag races daily, and helicopters are regularly found circling the suburb. known to have police chases through the southern end of town
3) cranebrook is a place to avoid if you are walking home after 6 unless your name is doug
boy 1- oi, i got a ideeeya.... lets stick that mota on ma ride and go croosin!!
boy 2- oh thatl be siiiiiiik!!!! pass us me fukn ciggies and we'll ride to the stash (slang term for station)
2) the main road in cranebrook plays host to numerous drag races daily, and helicopters are regularly found circling the suburb. known to have police chases through the southern end of town
3) cranebrook is a place to avoid if you are walking home after 6 unless your name is doug
by emileee May 17, 2008
Get the cranebrook mug.The crane machine is a form of tea-bagging. This form of tea-bagging involves the person to grab his penis, and use it as a joystick to direct himself towards the target. He then pushes the head of his penis in and places the testicles on the desired area.
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Pat: yo I’ve seen cranos today in school
Jack: face explodes into a million pieces and carcass disappears
Jack: face explodes into a million pieces and carcass disappears
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