crapapple

an peice of excretion that its impressivly large in size and shape

the poo i just droped was a crapapple, it tore my ass on tha way out

by mike lennon March 13, 2003

Crabapple tree

A place for a crabby person to sit and be crabby.

See also: crabapple

I'd stay away from her today...she is in her crabapple tree.

by vodka martini November 11, 2005

crabapples

exclamation
An exclamation that just comes out when you're angry. Not technically a swear!
adjective
Describing someone/something that is stupid or useless.

exclamation
SHITZAM! My crabapple phone is at 3%!
CRABAPPLES! I don't want to ski backwards off that cliff!

by allieh acob August 21, 2016

carnapping

n., The act of forcing another into undesired and unnanounced trips or activities by means of being the provider of transportation.

"Hey, don't blame me. Not like I WANTED to see Event Horizon. It was a carnapping!"

by inkdrinker July 21, 2003

Canapoan

Some weird word that noobs like to use to insult Canadians.. which makes no sense at all

Girl: European!
Boy: Canadian!
Girl: You're a peein'
Boy: ... Canapoan!!

by lololololol93111 August 22, 2008

crahappy

(kr-a-Happy)adverb,.
1.The state of being that is satisfying or embodies a sense of well being despite the fact that that state of being is resultant of less than savory tactics.

2. Feelings of a counteractive nature one being happy and the other being crappy

I drank the last of my roommates vodka and felt crahappy.

I made out with that guy at the bar and now I feel crahappy.
crappyhappy

by urbana503 December 15, 2010

Crankapuss

When all your dad does is bitch about everything/

"Dad is such a crankapuss" " all you do is fucking crankapuss around"

by sagittariusscorpiochick December 23, 2015