Period cramps 

Mother nature being a bitch.
Pain mother nature I flicts on females for fun.

These period cramps are killing me!

Period cramps by Eatingahotpocketrn June 14, 2018

liquid cramps

very uncomfortable abdominal pain followed by intense, usually projectile, diarrhea

You can't run out of the room, I'm experiencing liquid cramps.

liquid cramps by M Smoov July 2, 2009

fat cramps 

A pain located in one of the lower quadrants of the abdominal area or kidneys resulting from an overweight person performing cardio or abdominal exercises, due to a lack of physical strength, stamina, and overall well-being.

I decided that I should start running regularly, but every time I run for more than two minutes, I get fat cramps.

Justin did like 12 sit ups before he couldn't do any more. His fat ass got fat cramps

fat cramps by randymcgr March 20, 2011

girly cramps 

when girls are experiencing menstural pain and need to avoid doing work

Tanya can't make it to the meeting because she has girly cramps

girly cramps by lolcatBBQ April 8, 2009

shit cramps 

Cramps one gets from holding in their crap for too long. Usually happens during school or in a public place with either horrible restrooms, or none at all.

Billy: ughh!
Andrew:whats wrong man?
Billy:i dont wanna go to the resttom and my stomache is killing me!
Andy: thats shit cramps for ya.

shit cramps by Robert956 December 13, 2009

Fuck Cramps 

The abdominal soreness that typically follows a session of intense sex. Similar to the soreness felt after doing a session of crunches. Typically impacts guys who are sadly out of shape.

Guy 1: "Dude, my ab's are sore today..."

Guy 2: "What, you work out? Do some crunches?"

Guy 1: "Nah, it's just fuck cramps."

Guy 2: "Nice...."

Fuck Cramps by big_daddy_d August 3, 2009

manstrual cramps 

When a man has to poop or fart so badly that the pressure builds up to an extremely uncomfortable level. often causes manstration.

my buddy had to poop so badly he got all pissy from the manstrual cramps.

manstrual cramps by owurnvoisdngl February 27, 2010