The Crockpot

When your girlfriend mother drives 10 hrs having to shit, but instead ofew stopping to poo, she let's it brew until she gets to your house then paints your toilet and walls.

Dammit Linda, you did the crockpot again. My toilet looks like an atomic shit bomb went off.

by Spanky J May 2, 2015

Crockpot Nigga

When a pregnant black woman delivers her child into a crockpot. Then two or more fellow niggas release their bodily fluids into the holy container.

I was fucking around with the homies in the nursery and we cooked up a crockpot nigga.

by Crockpot Nigga October 24, 2018

crackopotomos

Originally from the great plains of Africa, the crackopotomos is closely related to the now extinct niggapotomos.

He a whole ass crackopotomos

by CharlusLasagnas December 12, 2019

mississippi crockpot

A sex act in which a raw crawfish is inserted into a woman's vagina for six hours and then removed and eaten with a side of butter.

I cooked my dinner in my girlfriend's Mississippi crockpot

by Dankofamerica June 8, 2016

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it basically means "what the fuck" but funnier since if you get cut mid-sentence, you have to start over, making it 2x funnier than it was before, because that's how broken my humor is.

person no 1: "hey...hey, what the frick-frack snick-snack paddy-wack diddly-dack crack-pot slap biofeed back-pack slap thumbtack sidetack tic-tac do you think you're doing, sir?"
person no 2: "mind your own damn business."

by bigdaddy123yesplease September 29, 2021

Cajun Crockpot

When one has eaten Jumbalaya for supper, farts in bed and pulls the blankets up over spouce's head. (Very similar to a dutch oven)

Jeff gave Sue the old "cajun crockpot" last night.

by CosmicMuffins February 6, 2009

Colon Crockpot

When your large intestine has been holding back waste for more than 48 hours and your farts are the leading indicator of what is to come.

Anne: You haven't pooped in a while Craig, what's going on?
Craig: Everything seems to be cooking in the Colon Crockpot and "dinner" will be served shortly in the spare bathroom!

by Urban humor April 1, 2016