Crackle Bugs

Any beetle that clicks, crackles and sounds like Rice Crispies if you pick it up or touch it. Found in abundance in Florida near Disney world.
Not to be confused with Cracka bugs which are white in color, also make noise when you mess with them but usually the noise is all they do and bite less often than both Crackle bugs and chiggers (which are a cross between the black dung beetle and an asian beetle).

I was walking down the sidewalk and there were crackle bugs everywhere.

by Kev1969 September 26, 2017

crackopotomos

Originally from the great plains of Africa, the crackopotomos is closely related to the now extinct niggapotomos.

He a whole ass crackopotomos

by CharlusLasagnas December 12, 2019

crackletranton

A horrifically messy room, usually a crime scene.

Person 1: "What's the place like?"
Person 2: "What's it like? It's a crackletranton."

by tinnedTomatoes September 25, 2021

crackliosis

An exaggerated cracking of your bones.

The doctor said I had crackliosis.

by JCrack December 10, 2008

Crackle spackle

When you don't wipe after pooping and the the poop dries into a scab

Yo, last night I had to rip off her crackle spackle before we could do anal.

by Shouldabeengone April 6, 2015

Snap, Crackle, and POP

The famous saying associated with the three small characters from Rice Crispies(R). Also, putting pop rocks on the tip of a condom then inserting it into the woman's vagina, this can be a real crowd pleaser. The pleasure will be very intense as will the climax, it will tickle her vagina. You can hear the snap and crackle but trust me she will feel the pop, that is when her clit pops from so much pleasure!

God damn boy. I used dem pop rocks and it was like oooooo snap, crackle, and pop!

by Vince March 21, 2003

Cracklord

The Lord Crack. A Crack master, a crack lover, someone who is so high on crack, that they own ass. Also a faggish rabbit who hops around in shrubbery searching for crack rocks which it gets high on. In rare forms, an insult uses between overweight homosexual geese.

Goose 1: I'm so fat, fuck..
Goose 2: Fuck you, Cracklord!
Dude: Shit, I'm so high on crack I could be a goose
Goose 1: Fuck you cracklord!
Goose 2: Yeah, ur shitting us off!
Dude: Shit geese, Im as high as a cracklord!

by cdogg23 November 8, 2007