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cockface quarter nelson

When you look at someone you just don’t like. A person with that asshole demeanor you just want to put them in a wrestling move and squeeze every last breath out of them.
Hey Dante, look at that Cockface Quarter Nelson.

What a Cockface Quarter Nelson.
by Bd Leader December 8, 2018
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Arabian Crabface

When you give someone the Arabian goggles and you have genital crabs and you get crabs in their hair and eyebrows
Whats that?

Arabian Crabface.

Nice.
by Arabian Crabfaced January 3, 2010
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crackademic

A student who gets good grades while engaging in regular recreational drug use...often used for college students who study during the weekdays and party hard on the weekend using coke/amp/Ecstasy or any type of uppers

Also can refer to someone who uses uppers such as Adderall or Speed to stay up studying
person 1: "I thought Kartik was a nerd because he's always in the library"
person 2: "nah man, i saw him at a rave on saturday rollin hardcore, he's definitely a crackademic"

person 3: "how does Ray pull all those all nighters and get such good grades?"
person 4: "dude he's such a crackademic, he pops addys to help himself focus and stay awake"
by kurthudson November 2, 2009
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crackfuck

Crackfuck is the joining of Crackhead with fucktard, producing "Crackfuck." It is popular because of the alliteration of the hard k sound in Cra, ack, uck.
1. Avril Lavigne is a crackfuck.
by JIMMEH May 15, 2003
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Cockface McSmellass

not just your normal cockface, one who goes above and beyond the call of "duty" to bring new heights and new meaning to the insult of cockface. Examples include pissing AND vomiting on a friends couch when extremely intoxicated, fucking a friend's sister AND girlfriend within the same relative time period, and flunking out of two separate college's after having been awarded and athletic scholarship twice.
Dude 1: So you were pretty wasted last night?
Cockface McSmellass: Yup, pissed and vomited all over myself and Mike's couch.
Dude 1: Truly a Cockface McSmellass.

Yo dude you mind if I bang your sister??
Sorry man Cockface McSmellass over there already beat you to it.

Cockface McSmellass is at it again folks.
by Skidmark McGee March 14, 2007
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Crack-face Monster

The corpse like look of a crack addicts face due to many years of drug use. This includes sunken in eyes, cheeks and greyish leathery skin. These people often look like wandering demons hence the name crack-face "monster."
Jenny went for a trip downtown where she saw a crack-face monster flailing along the sidewalk.
by psychobunny January 8, 2009
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Crackage

Women's Butt Crack Cleavage = CRACKAGE. When NO THONG IS PRESENT (no whale tail), only butt crack. CRACKAGE.
"Wow check out that girls crackage, she didn't wear panties today, what a naughty girl."

"So this girl reached for the shoe box, and WOW, her Crackage was Everywhere!"

"I couldn't help but notice your crackage, can I take you out sometime?"

"Nice crackage, you're making me aroused, in the middle of the food court."
by Big_White_Ya_Know March 7, 2010
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