A white person who frantically tries to beat there dick so there dad doesn’t catch them
Also can be used as a method of jabaiting people into fucking you
Also can be used as a method of jabaiting people into fucking you
by Bigboy_911 April 25, 2019
Get the Cracker Jackmug. 1. A substance which contains wheat, is hard and may contain sugar.
2. Usually a fraternity initiation which requires a person to eat a cracker with semen all over it. Like a Semen Sandwich but you swallow ;(
2. Usually a fraternity initiation which requires a person to eat a cracker with semen all over it. Like a Semen Sandwich but you swallow ;(
Harvey: How do I join your fraternity?
Wilson: You just have to eat a Cracker Jack.
Harvey: Is that it? I’ll do it.
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Harvey was horrifyed by what his frat initiators made him do.
Wilson: You just have to eat a Cracker Jack.
Harvey: Is that it? I’ll do it.
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Harvey was horrifyed by what his frat initiators made him do.
by DYLkyrdrdy September 6, 2018
Get the Cracker Jackmug. Hanging out and relaxing.
by kwipzter February 21, 2009
Get the cracker jackingmug. A girl, not a guy, who is slightly odd in the head. Often has problems concerning her love life. The term cracker comes from her thoughts of eating an entire pack of crackers a couple days before. Jack comes from her thoughts of a guys dog who's name isn't even Jack. She will answer the oddest of questions without even asking you why you asked her them. If that last sentence confused you, you too may be a Cracker Jack.
That stupid Cracker Jack.
Did you see that girl who just ran into the door? She must be a Cracker Jack.
Shut up you dipshiv! You were better off as a Cracker Jack!
Did you see that girl who just ran into the door? She must be a Cracker Jack.
Shut up you dipshiv! You were better off as a Cracker Jack!
by The weirdest Allykins of all April 6, 2009
Get the Cracker Jackmug. by real metal people February 26, 2011
Get the cracker jack clothesmug. Look at that cracker jack bitch eating crumbs from the sidewalk.
Let's go before all the cracker jack bitches arrive.
Let's go before all the cracker jack bitches arrive.
by Dirt¥~Dog™ November 28, 2017
Get the cracker jack bitchmug. A crackerjack box was the disposable cardboard box used to hold popcorn or candy (sweets), though over time has come to mean a similar box or container used to give away rather useless, cheap toys and/or giveaway items. So anything referred to as 'coming out of a crackerjack box' is being derided as useless, cheap or fake.
Did you get your degree out of a Cracker jack box? (ie. your degree in media studies / sociology etc. is worthless)
(From Meatloaf's "two out of three ain't bad"): There ain't no Coupe de Ville hiding at the bottom of a Cracker jack box (you'll never find a valuable and exotic, vintage car in the bottom of a crackerjack box)
(From Meatloaf's "two out of three ain't bad"): There ain't no Coupe de Ville hiding at the bottom of a Cracker jack box (you'll never find a valuable and exotic, vintage car in the bottom of a crackerjack box)
by Nigel An'srid December 17, 2016
Get the Cracker Jack Boxmug.