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Plummer's crack 

Akin to a plumber's crack, but hairier, fatter, sweatier and in general, more disgusting.
"His plummer's crack made many people vomit."
Plummer's crack by Smellybottom March 21, 2010
Cork,ireland word for 'wassup' or a general greeting. It came from the greeting 'what's the crack?' but 's'crak?' is just a shortened version i.e. you dont say the 'what' or the 'the' part!!...also see 'crack' because irish crack is not crack-cocaine!:)
1st person: 'Hiya!'
2nd person: 's'crack?'
s'crack? by xxkrissxx September 18, 2007

cat's crack 

To make a complete mess of something, to fail miserably to achieve your objectives.
WIFE: Did the furniture arrive from IKEA last night?
HUSBAND: Yes.
WIFE: Was my fold-away bed couch with built-in foot spa there?
HUSBAND: Yes.
WIFE: Ooooh!! Will you assemble it for me?
HUSBAND: I started on it last night, but I made a cat's crack of it.

Cracka And Sheridan 

bro they are NOT cracka and sheridan

Crack one's clackers 

To strike or kick a man in the nuts with great force
Joe: Hey Buster!
Buster: Yes Joe?
Joe: If you don't know whose cunt smells the worst, it's gotta be your sister's rotting vegan cunt.
Buster: Ohhhh, I'm gonna crack your fucking clackers, you little shit!
Joe: Fight me, pussy. I know how to crack one's clackers.

Ezra's Crack 

A thing that you sniff and is filled with pics of Wren and D'Arcy.
I want to sniff Ezra's crack!
Ezra's Crack by 67R5487 March 12, 2024