cryberry

1. (noun) Getting your feelings hurt, being offended or getting all bent out of shape because of something petty or stupid.

2. (noun) A person who cries into his/her cranberry vodka over a lost love.

3. (noun) The mispronunciation of the common slang "crybaby"

4. (noun) the product of cross breeding strawberries, blue berries and baby seal tears.

1. Michelle said "Jenny stop being a cryberry about it we are not talking walnuts. "

2. Wow these Cryberries taste great, what was the baby seal tear count again?

by shovex March 12, 2011

crameron

A Crameron is a measure of volume referring to how much of yourself can be stuffed into a Volkswagen. It is not defined as a solid object, but rather a liquidy, congealed mass that is able to fill up cracks easily. Can sneak into your car and drive it around if you're not careful.

1. Watch out! Cramerons about!
2. There's still a bit of Crameron under the seats.

by WormadamTrashForm March 22, 2016

crapberry bog

The devil incarnate you leave in the toilet after producing semi-liquid diarrhea. The myriad of large balls of solid fecal matter take the form of a brown cranberry bog.

I put enough tabasco sauce on my quesadilla at lunchtime to create a crapberry bog in the toilet before I left work.

by ToiletBandit December 9, 2007

Crank Craters

Refers the the large sores meth-users get on their face after picking. Picking is either caused by tweaking or the hallucinations that bugs are crawling under your skin.

tweakingpickingcracknecrank craters

by Miss Speedy March 29, 2011

Want a sprite cranberry?

A reason to break into someones house to ask a question.

i.e Hey do you want a sprite cranberry?

by Old Memes December 4, 2018

cranberrery

1. Adjective. The state of mind/blood alcohol level in which you are in a perpetual state of happiness that can not be ruined by anyone in grumpy town. This is usually brought on by enjoying several vodka cranberries in a hot tub but is also a way of life.

2. Noun. The general region around Kelly's hot tub that is often protected by a icy walk way and fortified by a wall of empty beers and frozen clothing that got left out the night before. This region is directly adjecent to Grumpy Town.

Nick, Kelly, and Trevor are feeling so cranberrery.

by Trevor Pratt January 21, 2008

the cranberries

one of the coolest irish bands, or the only one

The cranberries rock!

by cranberies fan March 27, 2004