Crapplegasm

When an Apple fan gets so excited about their Apple product that they have a slight orgasm in their Rose Gold iPants.

Steve: "Dude, did you see that awesome new iPhone 27?"
Adam: "Oh man, I just had a Crapplegasm"

by MattMatters February 7, 2017

Crapplestory

it is Maplestory which sucks so much it becomes crap and thus the name crapplestory

person1:hey u play crapplestory yet?
person2:No man it stinks it came out of someones ass
person1:yeah but i love that crap
person2:nerd...

by pseudonym112341 October 3, 2009

crapplet

A Java applet that is badly done, broken, or useless.

I'm not going to that site - it has a hundred crapplets on it!

by Czq'bqymc December 18, 2003

crappleberries

A type of fruit that is a mixture between human crap and blueberries. Usually mentioned when you are upset or frustrated. Can be substitued for crap.

Cappleberries. I accidently stuck my hand in crap.

or.

What the crappleberries little Timmy. Why do you always steal my meatloaf in the dining commons.

by Eric Gunink December 6, 2005

crapple juice

Cranberry-apple juice. Related to grapple juice and crazberry juice.

Ok guys, who drank all the crapple juice?

by loligon November 27, 2011

crApple

Also known as Apple.

Apple Computers should be called crApple Computers.

by Jim Bob The Lumberjack February 26, 2003

Crapple

A term for an Apple computer by those who do not like them because they are not good.

I can't believe Judy bought a Crapple when PC's are so much better.

by Trent Kuver February 26, 2009