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Family-Knowledge-Brain&Skull-Exploding. Due to being too close to your family and or learning things about them that cause your brain&skull to explode.
"Dude my mom told me about the day she gave birth to me and I almost had a taxonomic-epistem-Cerebellum&Cranium-explosion"

"how'd he die?""He died from taxonomic-epistem-Cerebellum&Cranium-explosion because he was working on his family tree and found out he was related to James T. Kirk"
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Shaking my cranium 

Used to show dissaproval, and an equivalent of “shaking my head” for enlightened ones.
*texting through TI-Nspire*
Scholar 1: bro i forgot to study for the calculus quiz next hour
Scholar 2: shaking my cranium

Richard Cranium 

richard is a name that when shortened is dick and cranium is brain so when put together it's dickbrain/dickhead.
My friend acted like a Richard Cranium last night.

richard cranium 

Paul; Hey Richard you good for golf this week
Steve; who is this Richard Guy?
Luke; You there Richard Cranium, we can call you dickhead if you would rather.
Julian; Who is Richard?
richard cranium by Luke1969 September 20, 2016

Inflated cranium 

A head that is so large it looks inflated.
Inflated cranium by P1aneboy July 2, 2021

Get Your Mother Fuckin Cranium Cracked 

What happens to every person on this site that posts something stupid and hateful against Republicans, Christians, Americans, the British, rock music, and George W. Bush. G** Dammit we're tired of this bullshit.
Just keep saying something about my Republican comrades, and you'll get your mother fuckin cranium cracked!!!