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Check pockets and run. When somebody gets knocked out and people run their pockets AKA turn them inside out and take everything inside
He just got knocked out I'm about to perform CPR
Cpr by Rockalici0us February 18, 2026

CPR Alpacas 

Highly trained, expensive and exceptionally intelligent alpacas who add a lighthearted ambiance to your life as your health is declining and you’re trying not to think of death.
Gosh, I hope my CPR Alpacas remember the breath-compression ratios they were taught when the time comes!
CPR Alpacas by Dr Bunnygirl July 1, 2020

CPR Dick Suck 

CPR Dick Suck is a process in which a mans dick is sucked to give it CPR, reviving it.
I need to revive petes dick. I need to suck it. Yummy CPR Dick Suck.
CPR Dick Suck by Benis lover February 17, 2022

cpr toking 

The process of toking (marijuana) by blowing the smoke directly into another person's mouth.
Resembles performing CPR.
"Last night my friends and I smoked a fat blunt, and then this hot chick and I started CPR toking."
cpr toking by 'Miri January 15, 2006
aka: Curtin Posse Reprezent! 2605

A group of individuals residing in the suburb of Curtin, Canberra Australia. Commonly banding together as a posse. 2605 being the post code.
'Curtin Posse represent 2605!!!'
CPR 2605 by Mez July 12, 2003

cpr straddle 

That is when someone straddles you like a beast in heat while administering CPR.
Wow did you see how she gave him the CPR straddle after he was found not breathing over there in the corner?
cpr straddle by CPR STRADDLE April 23, 2013