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dialing coach

a professional "dialing coach" is a trained counselor who is paid by reticent or shy parents to have "the talk" with young adolescent males. the physicality and aesthetic of sex is central. generally speaks in language that is somehow both forthright and metaphorical.
Parent 1: I've noticed that Benny is taking longer showers recently.
Parent 2: Time to call the dialing coach!

Girl 1: What are u doing to me?!??
Benny: No worries Callie it's like my D Coach taught me - DIAL DOWN THE MIDDLE.
by notskinnyimsmallboned December 4, 2010
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coach rogers

by candon February 23, 2019
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Coach-hole

A coach who is a total asshole.
We always lose because coach-hole sits his best goalie on the bench.
by hobrarian December 12, 2010
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Cochawhore

Pronounced (Coke-AH-hohr)

1. Adjective: generally describes a fat, ugly, and fake female who fucks their friends' boyfriends then pretends that they are the victim in the situation.

2. Noun: a female who fucks their friend's boyfriend, is usually manly in nature, and is self conscience about their appearance, so they fuck/attempt to fuck everything in sight.

3. Verb: To be fucked by the above mentioned, usually followed by harassment.
Example #1.

"Dude, you're ex is such a Cochawhore; you better get checked for the herps!"

Example #2.

a. "I can't believe my friend would fuck my boyfriend! What a Cochawhore!"

b. Friend: "Ashley, why would you be my friend, then fuck my boyfriend?"

Cochawhore: "Come on, you know I'm a Cochawhore"

Friend: "Oh that's right... Fatass"

Example #3.

a. "Dude, she totally Cochawhored me last night!"

b. "Dude, that Cochawhore keeps Cochawhoring me!"
by thejewishgerbil April 26, 2011
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cocharra

Cocharra is a jew, he likes coins and never shaves..

When people see a Cocharra their first instinct is to hide their wallet, they can sniff fear and suck coins with their ginormous nose....
"Shit its a cocharra, hide your coins...."
by Houdiny February 10, 2014
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Coach C

Old perverted coach for elementary school that tickles and grasps the little girls but can serve up some hella good beef stew
Hey stop touching those little kids your'e pulling a Coach C!
by bvftsy5ygr November 30, 2017
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coon coach

A car of a type popular with negroes. In Philadelphia, this would be a Crown Vic with a lift kit and absurdly large rims
See that car full of spooks with the spinning rims? That's a real coon coach
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