chusband

Chubby + Husband = Chusband

During college Stan was in great shape, but after 15 years of marriage he's a chusband.

by freekyfrogy October 31, 2011

Cusband

Cousin husband

“Gotta get back to the kids and cusband in the trailer!”

by ernieTorphan December 1, 2018

Cusband

A blood relative you hook up with or marry. Cousin + husband = cusband

"Hey, where's your Cusband?" Or "how are things working out with hairy Mary and her new cusband?" boyfreind

by crash_n_breed October 6, 2015

cusband

Your first cousin who becomes your husband in an incestuous relationship, which can cause mutated children.

Dude, that kid is so ugly his dad must have been a cusband

by Gipperoni December 12, 2011

Cusband

CUSBAND
Pronounced: kuhz buhnd

-Noun
The official redneck term for a lesbian cousin.

-Origin
2011 - flowerchild4life

My cusband had a beautiful wedding. I sat on the bride's side.

by DarkFantasy January 21, 2011

chusband

From reddit:

It's what you become after a year of marriage and don't care about your looks anymore. Chubby + Husband = Chusband

He wasn't always a chusband. You should see his pictures from before our marriage.

by altercheetah October 31, 2011

Chusband

What you become after a year or more of marriage and don't care about your looks anymore. Chubby + Husband = Chusband

"Look at my fat ass chusband laying there on the couch. Go get a damn job!

by spooda October 31, 2011