Coulson

Severe case of Autism

You are way to coulson you crack head

by Elizabeth Semper May 10, 2018

Colsen’s type

Blonde, tattooed, curvy females is what attracts a “Colsen”. if a colsen sees a blonde in public he will have to look twice.

that girl over there is Colsen’s type for sure

by Daddy’s dong November 3, 2020

Couseng

That means that COUSENG IS THE GANG

Couseng1 : COUSENG IST DIE GANG

Couseng2: Jungeee Couseng ist so die Gang AHHHH

by Couseng November 22, 2021

Coulson

One of the coolest and funnest people around. He's one of the guys that everyone in a friend group enjoys being around, just because of how nice and funny he is around anyone. A Coulson is admired by everyone. He could eat and digest his napkin after eating a cupcake and everyone he is with would start doing the same because of how cool and influential he is. A must have for every group of friends.

Person 1: Wow, did you see that guy over there? He looked so cool, I wish I could be friends with him.
Person 2: Me too bro, he's totally a Coulson.

by dinosaurusrex.com August 19, 2022

colsen

colsen is a boy who is about 4'11 he lives in the deep forest of nepal. colsen loves when he hangs from trees upside down by his asshole hair. colsen is usually spotted in peoples backyards eating from their septic tank. he loves eating clumps of shit. not only that but colsen smells really foul people have reported getting infections in their brains from the horrid smell. colsen is reported to have a noodle penis apparently his dick is as skinny as a peice of string while it is 33inches long. during the cold winter colsen wraps himself in his penis and uses it to keep him warm and twittle with his butthole hair at the same time because he is gay and likes when penises give him sweaty harry anal sex.

hey jim i think i spotted a colsen eating my sewage again in my backyard what a nasty bastard.

by pen1sattack12 January 30, 2025

Parker Coulson

In a word-amazing. One of a kind, loves to flirt, hates hispanics, and lives to hack facebook statuses. She is loyal to the end, but will burn you down if you don't live up to her standards. You want her on your team. Also, likes Mexican food and Popsicles. Breaks easily so handle with care.

Look at that bitch in the convertible with eyelashes. Such a Parker Coulson move.

Two men willing to fight to the death? Must be a Parker Coulson

by parkk December 9, 2012

Riley Coulson

First and foremost: slut! Doing his best to truly live the 'life of Riley'. Tends to freeload, and smoke weed when he can score it. Rule breaker, but handsome and lucky enough to get away with it. Hard working...(when you can get him out of bed) and sweet natured when he chooses to be.

The urinal in the boys' locker room got blown off the wall? That was a Riley Coulson!

The only one who didn't get arrested at the big drug bust? Wait for it....Riley Coulson

by scissorhands1999 December 9, 2012