coughart

to cough and fart at the same time. or to cough so hard one farts

i was so embarrased when i cougharted in class today. bobby won't think im cool anymore.

by mribear January 22, 2009

Coughfart

Something that sexy brunettes do when they cough do to large amounts of gas that they have. Usually people named B.S. have excess gas and create really smell farts when they cough. It makes colds very difficulter for the coughfarters as well as the people around them.

Oh my god. Did you know that Blair coughfarted like a million times in Whistler?

by ilovech February 19, 2009

joel coughlan

A phrase used to compared someone's intelligence to the minimum possible

'You are almost as stupid as Joel Coughlan

by NatHemel May 28, 2018

coughgrabmyasscough

*GMA* meaning "grab my ass"

SYD! *GMA* *coughgrabmyasscough*

by Dana October 5, 2003

Coughgasm

A coughgasm is when you cough and have a miniture orgasm.

Brittney: *Has coughgasm*
Alley: Uh, Brittney you just had a coughgasm.
Brittney: What's that?
Alley: When you have a miniture orgasm from coughing

by 1468ILoveYou May 14, 2011

Coughgasm

When you smell/sniff something really strong or get a small speck of whatever fiber comes off of it and you go into a long, painful attach of coughs and wheezes.

Me: Dude i sniffed this pepper and had a coughgasm!
Guy: Whats that?
Me: Sniff this and u will find out!

by jason906906 November 23, 2013

coughgagging

Coughing while gagging on an object

She was coughgagging on that corndog

by Flapjackmanaway October 17, 2023