Couchie

A man's ass, a dudes asshole. Often used in a sexual manner by other men.

Origin: Baltimore

"Dawg I was so deep in dat cushie last night"

"When you been in the pen long enough even dat couchie will do"

"Tony's couchie is ripe dawg, shit is ripe you feel me?"

by dabbboi May 29, 2022

Couchie

A word used to describe a PokéStop you can spin without leaving your home (ie your couch) in Pokémon Go.

Person 1: "Hey man, wanna go a walk and spin some stops?"

Person 2: "Nah bro, after that Post Box I nominated got accepted I got a couchie."

by MindfudgeZombie October 31, 2022

sushi couchie

when a women’s couchie looks like sushi specifically the california roll

man ex got that sushi couchie

by TrickShotDuke May 30, 2024

couchy

The state of an enclosed space where the majority of its area is occupied by sofas. This limits the livable space but makes it very comfortable.

Duncan (while laying on one of the 3 couches in the room): It is pretty couchy in here!

by couchy123 June 17, 2018

Couchy

Name given to an interactive item in an AR (Augmented Reality) game that is within reach while sitting on your couch.

Person 1: I need to walk 2km to my closest pokestop.

Person 2: I'm going nowhere I have my Couchy.

by WEZEW September 20, 2020

Couchy

An undesirable person, that smells like shit and has no friends

Person 1: A new guy started working at my office today.
Person 2: What is he like?

Person 1: He's a Couchy. Lucky he isn't sitting near me

by Unofficial Mayor March 01, 2018

slumpy bumpy couchy ouchy

is the act of giving someone such head on a couch it literally bounces up and down

guy: hey dude my girl vanessa gave me super hard slumpy bumpy couchy ouchy that there are now marks on the floor!!!!1!1!
other guy: who is named vanessa nowadays

by slumpybumpy April 16, 2024