The Cotton Candy Machine

The act of sticking one's thumb into a butthole as to ascertain poop on one's thumb. Swirling said thumb in a circular motion, just like the stick is used in a cotton candy machine.

"Yo bro, I totally gave some skank The Cotton Candy Machine last night and ate all of it" -Kyle

"Gross." -Fred

by GRMCE November 17, 2011

Cotton candy skies

Cotton candy skies is a song about a hole trying to obtain something that she can’t seem to get so when someone refuses to someone or something as cotton candy skies it could mean they can’t obtain it

Man insert name is my cotton candy skies

by Water logged rice March 28, 2021

cotton candy kiss

Putting a piece of cotton candy in your mouth and give you lover a french kiss.

Cotton candy kisses are so sweet and sugary, it's candy and kissing at the same time.

by Pamela Rae June 10, 2006

pink cotton candy

when your period blood gets stuck in your pubes

forgot to shave and this damn pink cotton candy happened

by pixxiestixx June 24, 2016

silver cotton candy

simply put, granny pubes

Jimmy: Put your legs back together grandma, no one wants to see your silver cotton candy!

by Glomwill February 29, 2008

Cotton candy dick

When you have cotton mouth and attempt a blow job

She was so high she gave me cotton candy dick.

by Hismajestypoopsmith September 13, 2021

Cotton candy ass

Someone who is soft like cotton amd sweet like candy!

Bitch you act like you tough but you are cotton candy ass!

by Sabine666 February 26, 2019