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Costa Rican Bacon Wrap 

To wrap raw bacon around an erect penis then putting a condom on over it to have sexual intercourse.
I was going to bang this chick for the first time, however I was afraid she would make fun of my small penis, so I Costa Rican Bacon Wrap my penis and gave her a awesome 4 minutes!

Costa Rican Waterfall 

When a woman is blowing you and you pull out, cum between her eyes, and watch it drip down her nose onto her outstretched tongue before she swallows it.
This chick was blowing me and I pulled out, came on her face, and gave her a Costa Rican Waterfall

Costa Rican Blue Baller 

A lady-friend you doesn't give you the vacation you paid for.

Also, a drink. Mojito w/ 5-hour Energy.
That wanky bitch wasn't playing shit. She's a real Costa Rican Blue Baller.

Ooh, I'll have a Costa Rican Blue Baller with extra mint.

Costa Rican Cheese Surprise 

The act of filling your mouth with cream cheese and then squeezing it out into your partner's urethra
I was 69'ing my girlfriend last night and she gave me a Costa Rican Cheese Surprise

costa rican sloth whistle 

A sexual act performed between two homosexuals, in which one man is lying on his back on the ground and moaning, concurrent to a hairy man performing oral sex on him while laying on his stomach in a hammock, slightly above the other man.
I always wondered why my husband had such a strange sun tan, until I caught him performing a Costa Rican sloth whistle

costa rican churchill 

basically shaved ice but with some costa rican flare to create a sugar bomb since ticos are strangely obsessed with condensed milk. and now there are like a million variations such as cakes, popsicles, ice cream, gelato, waffles, and drinks because capitalism

created in the Puntarenas province by Joaquín Agüilar Ezquivel, and because of his striking resemblance to british prime minister, Sir Winston Churchill, they gave it it's name. (lmfao??)

churchill vendors are mainly found on Puntarena beachsides like Playa Caldera.
i gave a costa rican churchill to my lactose intolerant friend and i think i killed him