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consolation game

The consolation game is the played by the two losers of the semi-finals.
by liverpool November 11, 2013
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Consolation blunt

A blunt that is provided as a consolation for a friend who has just had an expensive piece of paraphernalia, usually a bong, smashed by the pigs.

Having a bong smashed, especially by a smug prick wearing a badge, is one of the most disheartening parts of smoking weed. Usually requires some good cannabis to prevent a paraphernalia charge turning into a murder-suicide.
Pigs took your Zong? I'll call Shortie, we'll get you a consolation blunt.
by kickflipthecat July 1, 2009
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Consolation Rolo

A rolo candy from a secondary package, gift or jar from the one originally offered or requested; making it clear to the recipient they were not worthy of the last rolo.
After Tinker Bell refused a consolation rolo from him, Peter Pan knew then that bragging about giving Wendy his last one only a day before knocked the pixie dust right out of her. His prior offer of the chocolate caramel goodness left her bereft at her last rolo unworthiness. Unable to fly, she was forced to seek solace with Captain Morgan and the seven dwarves.
by KickstandLover November 16, 2018
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Consolation Prize

A prize given to each person, by each person within failed relationship based upon how long the relationship lasted.
Example:
1-6 days = no prize awarded
1 wk = chocolate chip cookies
1 mo = chocolate cake
1 yr = chocolate ice cream
2 yr = chocolate covered pretzels
3 yr+ = chocolate pudding

Warning: Be cautious of food allergies & or sensitivities.
The Princess & Cowboy did not qualify for a consolation prize because they were unable retain a healthy relationship for more than 2 days.

The butcher, baker & candlestick maker qualified for the chocolate pudding consolation prize.
by Ima_cracra March 11, 2019
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Coriolan

One of the kindest person in the world, not humble but has so Many other qualities . Looks cool everywants his Dick , but he's doesnt Know it ans that make him even sexier . WE all need a Coriolan in hier life.
Who's Coriolan ?
He's m'y favorite motherfucker
by anonymous November 25, 2021
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Coriolan

One of the kindest person in the world, not humble but has so Many other qualities . Looks cool everywants his Dick , but he's doesnt Know it ans that make him even sexier . WE all need a Coriolan in hier life.
Who's Coriolan ?
He's m'y favorite motherfucker
by anonymous November 25, 2021
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Coriolanus Snow

HOTTEST MAN ALIVE!! Little half-pshyco pookie by that's okay because he's hot AF and who doesn't like a bit of drama in their life?
Person 1: Who's that fine man over there?
Person 2: That's freaking Coriolanus Snow! He's from the hunger games and he's so hot!
by onyx_ W November 27, 2023
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