correctiveness

When a person uses the phrase " political correctiveness " in a sentence, trying to sound intelligent. When in fact, correctiveness is not a word at all.

Hey Bob, you should use more political correctiveness when speaking to Sally....

by MrsSnowflake December 30, 2010

Correctional Officeritis

Wanting to severely injur a retarded or disruptive person in society.

When off duty my correctional officeritis acts up around retarded college kids.

by Correctional Sergeant May 1, 2012

Correctium

The synonym of «Very right» or «Very correct»

Is the answer to 2+2, 4?

«Yes, correctium»

by The not incorrectium March 27, 2022

correctile dysfunction

A relationship misunderstanding caused by AutoCorrect.

Jane left me because of my correctile dysfunction. I meant to tell her "I'm going to JUMP you when I get home."

by arymonster November 12, 2012

correctile disfunction

A disorder where autocorrect never works when you want it to.

Gonna wtach a movie later
*watch
Apparetnly I have correctile disfunction

by SoulofDeity April 5, 2015

correctionalize

to correct

dont try and correctionalize me!

by catrice and charisse October 22, 2008

Corrections occifer

A very vulgar way to describe someone who always corrects anothers mistakes about anything in general

You're a total corrections occifer, stop correcting every mistake I make about astronomy yah fucking Jerk!

by cklawn September 15, 2016