COPPA

A stupid rule for the internet, but mainly for YouTube because it requires all youtubers to become babysitters and quit doing their job because Karen’s kids type whatever they do and that Karen is too lazy to install YouTube Kids and because they get charged over fifty thousand(50,000)dollars if they do not follow this bullshit.

Guy 1:Why isn’t (insert generic youtuber) uploading much?
Guy 2:It’s because of the new FTC regulations called COPPA that are complete garbage. They cannot use bright colors or any animation, slang or pop like duh, dope, cool, games or even talk about stuff like sports, stories, or pets.
Guy 1:You’re joking, right?
Guy 2:No.

by ihavebubonicplague September 12, 2020

Croppage

The act of editing, or more specifically cropping digital images either for work or pleasure. Could be seen as an excuse, or a cover story.

Danni: Why are you 30 minutes late meeting me Si?
Si: Working late Dan, as usual on a Tuesday
Danni: Er, doing what, that would make you late for me?
Si: A whole load of croppage, for a client
Danni: Bullshit, you wankbag, it's over

by Schamooo June 11, 2019

Coropa

A(n) , possibly blank, bottle with an unknown substance inside. The bottle may vary from a (soda-to-wine)-shaped.

"Hey, dude, what's that?"
"Oh, no idea. It's Jerry's coropa. Could be anything, really."
"Oh... Gross."

by Jar-In-Leering-Lowes January 13, 2021

corppindickular

The act of being trapped in a shitty job for the rest of your life and not being able to get out

James is so corppindickular that he wore his uniform to bed everynight and cried

by wonder monkey July 9, 2007

nick coppa

a short fat chode that always wears a green sweatshirt and looks like a spongebob pigeon

"dude you were totoally trying to feel her up last night, you were being such a Nick Coppa" (girl didnt want him anyway)

by hellocoppa November 10, 2013

coppafeel

When you sneak a grab from a woman's breasts.

Oh hey, did you see that new mov...COPPAFEEL!

Hey Matt, I saw you coppafeel Bayleigh.

by B-radd Mmmarschke April 16, 2010

corpjack

Corporate Hijacking - The process whereby large US based monopoly technology companies impose their draconian will on 3rd world countries: billing in USD hurts countries with poor foreign exchange rates, scant regard for the end user business requirements and actual needs ‘Which of my products can I sell you’ instead of ‘what business problems can we solve for you ?’, frequent changes to complex licensing policies that make it impossible for anyone to understand including themselves, sales process where hidden costs are surfaced at the last minute, pricing negotiations start off with: ‘this is the way it is and we can’t change it’, conducting ‘customer surveys’ with a directive that the results better be good or else, raking in huge amounts of revenue only to donate it to charities.

‘Hey Pete, how was that meeting today. We were so totally CorpJacked by those guys ! ‘

by FedUP February 10, 2014