Broke mans condom

When a man wraps glad wrap around his penis using it as a condom.

Man 1:oi cunt do you have any money i need to buy me self some condoms for tonights orgy.
Man 2: nah cunt dont have any but have you heard about the broke mans condom method, just wrap some glad wrap
around your willy
Man 1: cheers for the idea my nigga

by Negro_Slayer420 October 29, 2019

westie condom

A condom made from plastic cling wrap and an elastic band.

She's getting child support on top of the dole because Shane used a westie condom.

by Gareth Utley August 16, 2005

Condom

Haven't you heard?

If you're gonna make LOVE,

WEAR a GLOVE!!!

CAUSE SAFE SEX is GREAT SEX,

So you Better WEAR a LATEX,

Cause you don't want that LATE TEXT,

That I THINK I'M LATE TEXT!!!

Ha Ha, So wrap it up!!!

My flo so cold Chicken soup won't Help!!!

Jeremy- "I don't want to use a condom. I just don't feel anything."

Girl 1- "It's ok. I'm on the pill, baby."

Girl 2- {Two hours later} "Tough luck buddy. I got too much going on in my life to fuck it all up now."

by Q. Jakers August 12, 2009

Nebraskan Condom

1. A plastic bag filled with wet corn that is used for Nebraskan sex, or fishing.

Trevor is using his Nebraskan condom to catch some spoonies at the river

by FfruitCakeE August 10, 2009

Cardo Dalisay

One guy that escaped the brink of death countless of times.

He is believed to be protected by the prayers of Lola Flora..

His family was kidnapped countless of times..

His breakfast are death messages by his enemies..

When the enemy in your game wont die:

Putangina ano ka si cardo dalisay?

by Cardo Dalisay January 18, 2020

broken condom

How Half my classmates got here.

Lil Kurt's dad used one....and he regrets it every day!

by Shawn B. April 17, 2003

Roblox condo games

A Roblox game where a bunch of hormonal 13 year olds go to masturbate to virtual Lego figures. The people there are mostly ignorant, narrow minded and rude.

Hormonal 13 year old kid: Yo wanna f*** some hot chicks on Roblox condo games?

Kid with intact dignity: Nah bro I'm not jacking it to virtual Lego figures.

by Dignity is good, dont lose it. January 7, 2021