coroner

noun:
1;someone that fancies stale rump masculine love from a non-resistant cadaver,
2; a place to send someone when they have been a bada bada boyo
3; a person working i the medical field with dead patients becuase there is a less chance of being sued by a patient that is dead

tippy toeing into a room smelling of embalming fluid and growing the largest erection you can (2 1/2 cm) and then ramming it into the first specimens rear end that has a target painted on it

by abused by rump riders! January 7, 2005

carboner

An erection caused by an exotic or expensive car.

Hey Mitch, did you see that Bugatti Veyron?" "Hell yeah, it gave me a carboner!

by hughjeffincok January 24, 2011

Carboner Sequestration

The hiding of a boner whilst in a car.

Ex: "A summit was held in the van today to discuss the carboner sequestration of the summit in his pants"

by My Penis Writes Novels n Dutch November 29, 2010

coroneos

The characteristic given to those with an unusually large tendency to hate all races;
One who is racist against all races.
Second most extreme form of racism, next to Holmes (see holmes for definition)

by Nameless Ho June 7, 2003

carboner

a boner u get in the car

I got a carboner.

by godzilla's carboner June 1, 2018

coroner drop

A dead homeless person in a body bag with their belongings neatly collected, but no one else around. Usually the result of the police or the fire department having wrapped up their work, but before the coroner has come to collect the body.

I was walking home from work and ran across a coroner drop under the highway. It was really depressing.

by stubbstarbuck69 October 16, 2018

coroneries

Heart and arterial surgeries performed by a coroner.

Coroneries are dangerous enough for people to go through, but the thought of having said operations carried out by someone whose main business is inspecting dead bodies gives me the willies just to think about!

by QuacksO November 16, 2018