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[Cooterfairy]

Cooterdairy {n.}-a shiny, diamond-like nethercreature that lives in the vaginas of some young women; oftentimes, answers to Cassandra when interrogated by exorcists.
Omg like did you see Jess the other night at Club 152? GGGGGGGUUUUUURRRRRRLLLLLL she had popped her ass back and when she did she dress came up ova she titties and i had saw she Cooterfairy behind the fact she had bent ova so damn farra. It popped out and was like CHEEZ MUTHAFUCKAS!!
by cornkitty December 18, 2008
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cooterboot

A cooter boot is a wool-knit sock for cooters to remain warm in. The american cooter gets very cold in the weinteer
I went and bought my cooterboot like you said ma, and it totally works!
by Cuuteeee April 16, 2009
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Cootercologist

I accidentally shot up in her so I sent her to the cootercologist to get the MAP.
by Sammy Patrick September 10, 2003
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cooterphobia

Kelly has cooterphobia cause she loves penis
by ohmygod April 30, 2007
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cootero

That spic's cootero smelled like rice and beans.
by skydizzle December 18, 2008
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cooterfest

An annual get together in the North Georgia Mountains to celebrate all that the Cooter offers.
Hey dude, got the truck loaded down with guns and beer....headed to Cooterfest 2k13!!!
by BCBaller November 25, 2013
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Cooterfly

Verb--a form of acrobatics in which two people support each other with their vaginal and abdominal muscles. Party #1 lies on their back and hoists up person #2 with both feet (along with accessory leg and pectoral muscles simultaneously ). Meanwhile, party #2 is hoisted up by their groin while tightening their core muscles to support the flow (true transcendence is only felt when both parties feel the flow). After about 16 seconds, both parties begin to envision that iconic scene from the 1997 film featuring Rose (Kate Winslet) and Jack (Leonardo DiCaprio) flying at the mast of the ship, thinking about how rich they would become when that movie would hoist them into the big bucks.

--credit to Jen's bachelorette party 2016, OBX, 7257, 804, 4EVA
Jamie and Kimmy will cooterfly at tomorrow's pep rally
by Sunyi1288 April 18, 2020
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