protractor vs. contractor 

Refers to the debate over the benefits and drawbacks of using engine-powered vehicles instead of livestock to pull processing-implements for crop-fields. A protractor is a geometry device used to create/plot charts and graphs showing the various advantages that gas/diesel/electric motive-power has over horses or oxen, while a contractor is a hired professional whose job is to present the negative effects of motorized farm-machinery.

The whole protractor vs. contractor issue is not one that has an easy answer or solution --- on the one hand, modern farm-machinery is easier and simpler to operate, but horses and oxen do not cost nearly so much to purchase or maintain.

protractor vs. contractor by QuacksO June 12, 2018

Independent Contractor

Used by more profesional or high end prostitutes to describe there chosen line of work.

I,m not a ho I'm an independent contractor. Get it right.

Independent Contractor by Flatchmasterson January 18, 2010

bubblegum contractor 

When a contractor or worker just material and parts together to make it.

That entrance was installed by a bunch of bubblegum contractors.

bubblegum contractor by Nopenotmine October 6, 2021

General Contractor 

A bitch; a poor excuse for a man; someone that likes to watch his wife sleep with electricians.

Yeah, he’s a general contractor. His wife is a complete slut

General Contractor by unklesatan January 27, 2022

paper contractor 

A person who has passed all the tests and earned a Contractor's license. Yet has never done any hands on work in construction and signs off the paperwork for the work crew.

At first I was a paper contractor. Then I started to work alongside my crew to have a hands on understanding of the finer details of this business.

paper contractor by Douglas Linleaf September 18, 2022

Benzene Contractor 

A silly lil ginger guy from beloved welcoming kiwi blitz
Also my son

Benzene Contractor is the silliest lil guy ever :3 - me

Benzene Contractor by ERIC POCKETS NO.1 FAN May 30, 2023

Jersey Contractor

noun
A classic New Jersey species of “businessman” commonly spotted in a lifted, overpriced pickup truck (usually a Ram, F-250, or Silverado) covered in magnetic signs for his “construction company” that changes names every six months.
The Jersey Contractor has never swung a hammer, touched a saw, or broken a sweat in his life. His entire operation consists of driving around all day, yelling into a Bluetooth headset, while outsourcing 100% of the actual work to undocumented immigrants or day laborers he pays under the table. If one of his workers calls out sick, he panics and recruits his buddy from the bar, compensating him with two slices of pizza and a warm cup of water from the hose.
Typically a Gen X or millennial dude rocking a backward hat, gold chain, and a perpetual Red Bull/Monster Energy addiction. His weekends involve copious amounts of beer, buffalo wings, and cocaine at the local nightclub where he tells everyone he “built half of Jersey.”
Known for:
• Evading taxes like it’s an Olympic sport
• Ignoring every zoning law on the books
• Starting jobs with a bang and ghosting halfway through
• Acting like he personally laid every brick while he was really just counting cash in the truck
• Exploiting labor while complaining that “nobody wants to work anymore”

“Yo, this guy quoted me $18k to redo my deck and then disappeared for three weeks. Classic Jersey Contractor move.”
Urban Dictionary energy: exaggerated, satirical, a little savage, and instantly recognizable to anyone who’s lived in the Garden State.

Jersey Contractor by Va Jay Jay Sinz April 16, 2026