Conk

Someone who has a Fat head

Jack you are a conk

by USKET123 August 24, 2018

conking

verb. the action of holding a nearly spent joint in the pinky knuckle of the hand while forming a cylinder for airflow, thus resembling a conch shell.

The joint was running low so we started conking it.

by Josh.Reed28 January 30, 2010

Conk

A word used to describe something that is incredibly glitchy. The glitches can be intentional or unintentional, but if it is glitchy to the point where it is broken, it is conk.

'Did you play that level everyone's been talking about? It was really conk.'
'I played Big Rigs the other day, that game was really conk.'

by Lowonk June 24, 2020

Conk

To get yeeted in the opposite direction of your skateboard after trying to land a trick

Dude I almost landed an Ollie but I got conked

by 420mclovin69 August 25, 2022

Conk

When you get really high and pass out hard as fuck

Yo that nigga over there conked

I'm finna conk

by Fatdongmcgee September 23, 2019

Conk

a very large but wrinkled and unattractive dick. usually as a result of too much jacking off

his cock is huge, too bad its a conk! haha

by mister smiles March 3, 2009

Conk

A piece of human trash.

Toby is a massive conk.

by Alex_Triple_Chin February 5, 2019