Connecticut

A unit of measurement, usually meant to gage the size of large disasters.

synonyms: Delaware, Rhode Island, Texas

1. The fire burning in the Amazon has destroyed an area roughly the size of Connecitcut.

2. A region almost the size of two Connecticuts was rendered uninhabitable by the radioactive spill.

3. An iceberg the size of Connecticut broke off of Antarctica today.

by shootandrun July 10, 2007

Connecticut

Possibly one of the most bipolar states in the nation. We love ourselves. No one cares who we are. Known for it's ability to piss people off by flaunting it's statistics and hiding how bad some of the inner cities are. Always first to deny how many jobs are lost but first to report the craziest news they can find - rampant chimpanzees, guys hacking off limbs, power plants exploding, you name it. Way more diverse than it's given credit for, but admittedly people tend to live in similar-race clusters. We have the preps on one end and an wannabe ghetto explosion on the other. We've got Yale to make us look good and Three Rivers for everyone who didn't make it. We have no teams of our own so we can fight over other states' and the biggest in-state game of the season is girl's college basketball. Drive through and you'll see the sprawling mansions and dilapidated cities within miles of each other, see the casinos we use to keep the money flowing in but notice that none of it ever seems to come back out. We fight over the most idiotic things - mad or wicked? Who honestly cares? - and always define ourselves by whether we come from the West or East side of the state. It's a perfect split between 'good' and 'bad' - it all just depends on what side you want to see.

Connecticut - Skyy for the rich and Dubra for the poor. Is it nice? Sometimes. Does it suck? Depends on where you are.

Someone get the state some seroquel.

by CTBorn August 9, 2010

Prostitution Constitution

The book of rules and rights of a prostitute.

When asked if she could give a "handy", Cindy checked her Prostitution Constitution.

by hmvic May 9, 2011

Connecticut BD^2

A lady with a camel toe (CT(Connecticut)) Bubble But (B^2) and Double D titays (D^2).

Damn that bitch at Christy's Cafe has a Connecticut BD^2.

by Desinflate December 28, 2004

Connecticut

A state that everyone assumes holds rich assholes. You're wrong. As a resident in Connecticut you see both good and bad. Sure, we're home to Fairfield County but we're also home to Bridgeport and New Haven: Two cities that are heavily populated and have a pretty bad rap. Most people think if you live in Connecticut you're so rich but in reality he have some major problems too. So before you rag on Connecticut why don't you know what you're talking about?Sure Connecticut has some rich snobs but we also have Whole Hearted Genuine people that are like everyone else.

Connecticut is full of all different people with different financial statuses.

by LoveLoveLove<3 January 9, 2011

constitution

Once the writen law of the United States, now it's just spare toilet paper for the White House.

Bit by bit, the Constitution is being turned into a useless piece of paper.

by angry August 28, 2003

fake Constitution

What the 45th POTUS thinks about the US Constitution primarily because he has never read it and therefore thinks it does not exist.

Why don’t you check out that phony Emoluments Clause in the fake Constitution?

by Dr Bunnygirl October 21, 2019