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Confuckermation 

The state or action of so establishing (or re-establishing) the truth or validity of something suspected or believed to be the case that it is now beyond the shadow of any doubt, so much so that it fucking blows one’s mind and you’d have to be an absolute dumb-fuck not to recognize this confirmed reality. Properly used as an explicit, but affirmative, stand-alone declarative, like “Excelsior!” but can be employed as a fun replacement for the typical word “confirmation.”
Example 1

You: Confuckermation!

Friend: What’s up?!
You: I thought this cutie might be interested in me, though I wasn’t 100% sure. But I decided to do something really different and go out on a limb to text her about my own interest in getting to know her better, on more exclusive terms, and she texted back that she’d like that as well. Heck yeah, baby!!

Example 2

That was confuckermation after I had two, and now three people recommend this book to me on separate occasions.
Confuckermation by Theotocopulos August 25, 2022
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codfucked 

when being fucked over or, screwed over. usually by someone with the last name codner
I was doing really well in life when will codner snuck up behind me and codfucked me
codfucked by ponderouspoon December 23, 2013

confuckled 

where you are fukcing confused that a person needs to explain better
i'm soooo confuckled
confuckled by amy July 26, 2003

Confuckeled 

Con fucking fused. Being in the state of not in your mind.
I'm so confuckeled right now!

confuckled 

confused and fucked(screwed,doomed) at the same time
I was so confuckled on the final exam all becuase i didnt study and i screwed around in class.
confuckled by undyingobsession July 26, 2005

confuckled 

he is a confuckled moron
confuckled by nina gomez September 17, 2008

confuckdercated

it comes from the word confussed and fucked its really just being confused and a bit fucked up
damn this life it has me all confuckdercated
confuckdercated by edward July 19, 2004