computarded

A Person who doesn't understand how to properly use or maintain a computer.

He Doesn't know what the difference between MAC and WINDOWS, is; He must be computarded.

by R3BEL_1 February 12, 2012

cattarded

When your cat is retarded.
Also hyphenated cat-tarded.

My cat climbs onto the top of the cabinets but it's too dumb to find his way down, he's cattarded.

by Moonie is cattarded July 21, 2018

Cuntarded

A retarded cunt
A very naive and uneducated female who keeps on making stupid decisions. Having a messed up attitude all the time. For no reason. Even though it's not that time of the month.

How's Stacey Doing?

Well still cuntarded as ever

by Oakysgirl February 16, 2019

Covtarded

An adjective describing someone who needlessly protects themselves from COVID infection in situations where there is zero risk of infection.

That woman is covtarded. She is wearing a mask in her car when driving by herself

by Noone87 January 23, 2021

comparde

see compadre

n/a

by VAN June 19, 2003

Cuntarded

(Cun•tar•did)

1. When you are so much of an ugly, retarded whore, that someone must describe you as all three in this one simple word.

2. When you are a girl with a Vagina that is bacteria infected, STI infected, or just gross looking. Then that cunt would be retarded. Hence: Cuntarded.

Example for Definition 1;

Spencer: I saw a girl that was a whore, and she was slow too!
Ashton: Was it Lauren? I head she was really cuntarded.

Example for Definition 2;

Britney: I saw that girl in the shower last night, and her vagina was so disgusting. It had pimples, and smelled like shit.
Lauren: Man, that must have been one cuntarded vagina.

by JustMe2904514216 December 16, 2011

contarded

constepated and retarded put together

She so contarded, I hate her.

by jaki January 18, 2004