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spring-roll compliment

spring-roll compliment: n. a compliment suspiciously wrapped. Unaccepted compliment due to cautious distrust of someone or something.
It didn't really matter, it was a spring-roll compliment anyway
by Bloody Black Bart November 22, 2011
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Something that happens post-decision in a Policy Debate round. The situation is created by the words being spoken to the debaters by a judge of that round. Why? A judge fuck is when the outcome of a policy debate round was obviously incorrect and the decision speaks to the incompetence and/or bias of a particular judge. Complete Judge Fuck Confusion is the state that is characterized by anger, frustration, and absolute awe at the act that was just carried out against one's team.

Complete Judge Fuck Confusion is usually limited to the recipient team but in extreme instances even the victim's opponents fall into "absolute awe at the act that was just carried out" in the judge's decision.
Q. Dude how the fuck did we just lose that round? They dropped 3 disads, 4 straight turns on their advantages, and a Topicality!

A. I know bro I'm in Complete Judge Fuck Confusion right now!

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Q. Dude I can't believe you made that judge cry.

A. I know man I got caught up in Complete Judge Fuck Confusion and just unloaded my anger on her incompetence.
by yarden1234567 December 8, 2009
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Feminization Complete!

The final stage of feminization. Only truly submissive men will do this.

When a tall super sexy dominant goddess ties up her feminine submissive male partner who as a small penis. She puts makeup and lipstick on him.

Then she calls him a good boy for being so submissive and breedable. On her strapon harness, she wears a super realistic dildo that throbs, heats up and squirts so it feels exactly like a real penis.

She lathers it in lube and starts fucking him from behind.

Then she forces him to keep the makeup on and wear a skirt in front of her friends while the sperm is leaking into his panties.
by Submissiveslave661 December 5, 2022
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backhanded compliment

An insult disguised as a compliment
"No, honey...I love yours. I don't even like them big."
"Relax, sweetie...you were perfectly adequate."
"Your haircut really slims your face."
Since Michael is a pompous prick, I think I'll give him a backhanded compliment.
by Ryan Deerhead September 6, 2006
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np-complete

A problem so gangsta that you best be busting out your pocket non-deterministic turing machine to solve. No pimp should be caught solving problems in anything slower than polynomial time. That just ain't right.
Carl: Yo momma is SO FAT, determining her weight is NP-Complete!
Gary: ... What?
Carl: BURN!
by vaxt February 1, 2006
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French compliment

A statement phrased like a compliment that is actually more condescending than flattering, generally coming from a beautiful French woman.
"You speak French very well, for an American."

"I just love the way you embrace your round figure when you dance."

"You must have a fantastic metabolism. I would never be able to eat such a big dessert."

"How daring of you to wear such a lively color."

"Marie just told me my bag was 'interesting.' I'm pretty sure that was a French compliment."
by Boules May 30, 2008
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Weekly podcast hosted by Tom and his sidekick Tim.

Or if you are Tim: weekly podcast hosted by Tim and his sidekick Tom

Basically, TCGTE is the funniest podcast you will ever hear.

Topics vary from time travel to dating and everything inbetween.
"Tim- Fucking baby boomers!
Tom- ...ok...so anyway, starbucks..."

Listener-Ah The Complete Guide To Everything, legend .
by iheartbabyboomers. jk im tim! November 21, 2010
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