Dream State Compensation

Mind compensating awareness and reality even if not aware of the dream because of the minds' need to work our mental problems safely.

My dream state compensation left me able to remember my dream this time.

by P0Ti0N August 12, 2016

Attention: If you or a loved one has been diagnosed with mesothelioma you may be entitled to compensation.

I shat my pants

I Attention: If you or a loved one has been diagnosed with mesothelioma you may be entitled to compensation. My pants

by Lightning Mcdouble April 4, 2021

Total Compensation Equilibrium

A method by which the quality or quantity of work is reduced in order to match what is determined to be acceptable pay for that work.
i.e. slacking off because working harder pays the same.

"My boss wouldn't give me a raise, so I've decided to enact a Total Compensation Equilibrium".

by MAXIMUS Q POWER December 15, 2009

Compensation

Corporate language refering to a person's salary, esp. if said salary is ludicrously high and/or the person in question is a celebrity or otherwise someone whose job is also his/her hobby.

Mr. Beckham is guaranteed a total compensation of minimum $4 million per annum under the terms of his new contract, an MLS spokesman said.

by bikeridetothemoon November 8, 2012

commentsation

A conversation with out any purpose, just made out of comments and quotes that are not linked

person one:Those people are on the news today.
person two: My backgarden had a bluetit in yesterday
person one:Oh i bought a new television yesterday.

Thats a commentsation

by David2208 April 13, 2008

Compensation Cannon

An absurdly large handgun or anything else even vaguely phallic in shape.

Example: Colt .50 "Grizzly" revolver featuring ~1.5 in long cartridge that almost can't be fired for fear of breaking ones nose.

OR

A $300 Canon™ camera with a variety of speialty lenses so that Unlce Eggbert can catch that action shot of baby Rufus' runny nose at the family reunion softball game.

Guy 1: Hey! Check out this Craftsman jackhammer! You know what this baby can do?

Neighbor: Relieve your insecurity?

by Oooga-Booga May 19, 2005

Comendations

to applause and congratulate some one, old style way of thanks, very usefull in exams

i comend you on a job well done,
my comendations to you sir, a hearty thanks.

by Limbo bob May 25, 2005