bubble-bath cumgasm

A bubble-bath cumgasm is the orgasm a guy has when he jacks off while taking a bubble-bath -- he mounds the soap bubble around his dick and jacks off - when he blows his load, it looks like a volcano erupting cum-globs.

I took a bath and decided to give myself a bubble-bath cumgasm!

by USAF Cadet January 14, 2021

aborted cumgasm

An aborted cumgasm is the orgasm a guy DOESN'T have because someone opens the door to his room

without knocking.

I used to have aborted cumgasm if another cadet came into my room without knocking, but now I don't care if they want to watch or join in!

by USAF Cadet January 19, 2021

butt-crack cumgasm

A butt-crack cumgasm is the orgasm a guy gets between his butt-cheeks when the guy fucking his lower boy-hole withdraws his fuck-stick just before he cums and blows his load all over the dude's boy-crack and another dude licks it up.

Matt was fucking the shit out of me, and then he had a butt-crack cumgasm and blew his load on my butt-crack and another licked it up!

by USAF Cadet February 14, 2021

cosmic cumgasm

A Cosmic Cumgasm is an out-of-this world orgasm that a guy sometimes has.

I did some acid and jacked off, and I had a Cosmic Cumgasm!

by USAF Cadet September 6, 2021

Congasm

A sexual deviant who exists in the only discord server that matters, God Gang. If you are a female, or might possibly be a female, expect a message from Congasm.

"God, Congasm won't stop dming me and asking to see my feet!"

by Zeraph December 30, 2021

Corgasm

Better known as cory arthmatic one.

Cory gave me a corgasm.

by Narcofcisco December 28, 2005

Comcasm

An intense, lengthy period of incompetence. Stemming from Comcast Cable Corp.'s awesome ability to blow balls and have 15-20% downtime. Comcast offers a shitty service that works at it's advertised speed around 30-40% of the time, despite their recent price increases. Fuck Comcast.

"Dude my modem had a Comcasm and my internet was out for 3 days."

by comcastblows December 25, 2008