anal compression

The act of sticking an object up the anus and applying pressure to condense an object for a higher quality version of itself.

After his clean joey, Jon performed some anal compression on the banana that he planned to eat. It came out so good he couldn't help but share with Sarah, Lady and the Tramp style.

by PGVaginamort November 22, 2016

Compretence

Pretending to have competence in an area, usually in a professional setting, where one's ability to pretend to know a subject may go further than actual knowledge. Think Dilbert + competence + pretense

Jesper's compretence led him to rise quickly in the company.

- Was Sarah's experience a match for the new project?
- No, but she had enough compretence that management didn't see through her bullshit.

by Erolinthesky February 22, 2017

Cameren

Cameren the best fucking person u will ever meet can be a fucking bitch sometimes but he will make up for it can make any girl like him has the best hair ever can cuddle the best say the most random and weirds things that come out funny

Girl-hey cameren

Cameren-sup its yo boi skinny penis
Girl-"laughs"

by Hard penis June 26, 2018

scattered smothered and covered

Slang for a way of ordering hashbrowns at The Waffle House diners. Scattered smothered and covered means that the hashbrowns are scattered on the grill, smothered with diced onions, and covered with melted cheese.

After a long night of drinking, you have to head down to The Waffle House at 3am and get em scattered smothered and covered.

by poontang October 16, 2006

compression session

when 1 or more people smoke marijuana in an enclosed space such as a car, small room. etc. The smoke from the marijuana exhaled and burnt stays in the vicinity, causing the occupants to get even more stoned.

"yo, where can we smoke this bud?"
"we can have a compression session in my car."
"sweet."

by andrew June 18, 2004

comprehend

to understand,to know something or the reason behind it

Mary said that it was difficult to comprehend why Tom acted so in this matter.

by man in rain August 10, 2009

I just don't understand, how can I when I can't even comprehend!

A general statement made when you're perplexed with certain results.

Hypothetical: You put a 6 team NFL football parlay in.

As the games get under way, right from the get go, it doesn't look good.

In sheer astonishment, you state, "I just don't understand, how can I when I can't even comprehend!"

by el aficionado October 30, 2013