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David Colón

Formidable foe, intelligent, creative, handsome, He is a true man. Not only will women flock to him because of his strength, but also because of his stark intelligence and wisdom. Smart and funny. Has auburn hair and brown eyes. An attentive and selfless lover.

He's a guy that is both strong and gentle, he has compassion, but can still react without mercy. A great leader, all people flock to him. He also knows how to care for women and treat them right, while still wearing the pants in the relationship. To him, the world is his, and he can do anything and everything he wants.

Davids are incredibly loyal, and can often be trusted with very important things. If you wanted to take a walk at like 12 am, or just needed to vent, a David would be the best option.
I miss David Colón so much
by MissinDavid90 March 18, 2011
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ColonTapps

Dude, this ColonTapps keeps following me to the bathroom ._.
by Yammins March 6, 2007
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Colon Cleanser

Craft some anal beads with mentos and insert them up your ass, after about 20 mentos in length roll onto your back and prop your ass into the air; empty a 591mL bottle of diet coke into your rectum. This stimulates pleasure receptors with a bubbly sensation.
My girlfriend wouldn't let me give her anal so I got my revenge with a colon cleanser.
by Poutine Pirate May 1, 2010
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Colonel Valor

A sexual maneuver where a masked man has anal sex with a woman, racing to finish before a time bomb detonates.

For purists, the bomb is set to six muntes, seven seconds.
I was in the middle of giving her a Colonel Valor, when I realized it wasn't about her.
by Purist86 January 2, 2011
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colon cowgirl

(n.) A girl who partakes in lots of anal ass-play adventures at various locations on multiple occasions. Usually is on top during these adventures, but may occasionally ride side saddle.
That girl is a colon cowgirl because at least she can't get pregnant again.
by Philosophical123 April 21, 2010
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Colonial Decision

Anything that one does to veer away from something normal. It applies to sibling rivalry or going against peer pressure. It also can mean something that you do that is boldly different.
Cole Sprouse made the colonial decision when he decided to dress like a pilgrim while his bro Dylan kept on the normal teenager path.
by EileenJo January 28, 2013
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gd cologne

wulzy: oh wait brb gotta record something
guy: what

wulzy: i love gd cologne
by anonymous June 11, 2023
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